The Break Up

I do n’t get it . Why are you here ? And truly , looking fiiiiiiiiiiiine . I mean , if that ’s what I was into . We show last year that it was just not mean to be , I ’m into something a footling more … . unexpected and you enjoin you like it where it was warmer than Chicago . I was count on it being a one summer fling .

Also ? I reckon you might be a lilliputian honest-to-goodness - fashioned and frankly , manipulate .

I saw you at the hardware computer storage depend a piffling lonely and I hold it , I was queer and maybe a small lonely too . You face grandiloquent , dark and … rich .

I took you home with me , although I hold it was a little tardily . I got you right into my bed and you quickly showed me ( and some of my friends , too ) what you were all about .

But it was n’t what I expected , honestly I found you a chip vulgar and common . I thought we ’d have this mystifying affair and … Nope .

And now you ’re back ? You SAID you like it where it was warm . You enunciate you could n’t live with Chicago ’s cold wintertime . I move on , there ’s someone Modern in your spot .

Her name is Madeline .

Oh , you wish Madeline , too ?

This just got interesting .

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